May 2013
20 posts
supermassivewholockian:
that moment during a muse song when you realise it’s not the guitar you’re hearing but it’s actually matt’s voice
arthursbone:
sentimentalsaturdays:
when I’m forced to participate in gym class
more like
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
silenthill:
wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it
makepatronusesnothorcruxes:
astreetcarnamedthetardis:
me during movies where 99% of the population of earth dies
me during movies where a dog dies
trying to avoid someone you hate but have.... →
lulz-time:
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
circumcising:
me when cute boys talk to me
April 2013
29 posts
thats-slightly-raven:
feistie:
thats-slightly-raven:
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
malkatz:
The only way this gif
gets better
is if you reverse it
he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
c00kiedough:
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
tahthetrickster:
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
Me: omg mom I can handle being home alone it’s not...
lolzpicx:
*doorbell unexpectedly rings*
Me:
Math Exam. →
laugh-addict:
Before the exam:
During the exam:
After the exam:
laugh-addict:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
laugh-addict:
when people on youtube put “official music video” but it’s actually a video of their review and not the actual music video
zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
March 2013
6 posts
